[Haaaaa... is this the definition of irony? It is, isn't it?]
Now see here, young man--[Toshinori probably looks utterly ridiculous trying to evade his helper's grasp and so help him god, if you pull out his IV...]--Yes, I know it's going to be alright because I AM FINE! [Well. Fine for him anyway... his baseline was pretty terrible on a good day...]
[At the mention of being carried he finally decides to really take control of the situation, straightening up out of his ever present slouch to his full 7'2" glory, planting one dinner plate sized hand on the man's head to hold him away with his freakishly long arm.]
[MISSION ACCOMPLISHED! Once he's sure the other blonde isn't going to go right back to grabbing at him he takes his hand back, grabs his IV pole and rolls over the edge of the room to pluck several tissues from a box to attempt to clean himself up.]
Yes, I'm bleeding. [He punctuates that with a wet cough, thank you very much.] It looks more disturbing than it actually is--and I am not dying.
[At least not right this second. Was this eventually going to kill him? Probably, but that was the fun thing about wasting away...]
[ America gives him a sympathetic look and reaches over to put his hand on All Might's shoulder (good lord this man is tall.) ]
Look. It's okay. It's very common for people to get delusional when they're near death, but you have company now. It's okay to just give up your spirit, because I am here. And..
[ His voice grows soft, but it's obvious he's.. having a lot of trouble of what to say. ]
I think.. you.. look great. So at peace. So.. beautiful. You're not even on your death bed, you're like.. on your.. death.. standing-up. Death.. feet. Yeah. You're on your death feet. That's pretty impressive.
[He pinches the bridge of his nose. Do not Texas Smash a random citizen. Do not Texas Smash a random citizen. Do not Texas Smash a random citizen. Do not Texas Smash a random citizen.--]
[Oh he did NOT just 'I am here' him--]
[And now he's rambling as bad as Midoriya, though at least Midoriya would working his way through something--]
NONSENSE!!! [The barked word brings up another spray of blood, he was on quite the roll now.] I have been like this for six years young man, if it hasn't killed me by now it isn't going to!
[Ok. Ok. Ok. That clicks. Different worlds/places/people 243--wait 243?? He focuses on the... ok he can't really call him young now, focuses on the man and has a moment to wonder what he is if he isn't human--]
I'm not that old!!
[And about this time a nurse rushes in reading a chart on a tablet.]
Mr. Yagi, your blood pressure is going through the roof, is everything alri--OH! [She looks up to see America and Toshinori standing there... Toshinori with blood dripping down his chin and splattered on the front of his hospital gown because he hasn't gotten around to wiping it up yet. It's probably quite the sight for someone not expecting it.] Oh my goodness what is going on in here!?
[ America merely looks over at the nurse when she walks in and jabs a finger at his chest, completely casual about this entire thing. ]
He was dying, so I saved him!! You guys can thank me later. 'Cause I mean, if he were dead, he's have no blood pressure, so. Just doing my honorable good duty, m'am!
[He'll just... take this moment to find some tissues to clean himself up... and maybe get his blood pressure down or he really would be dying.]
[The nurse blinks at America--seriously dude? Her charts say otherwise...]
Yes... well... This area isn't meant for visitors, so I'll need you to move along, sir. [She turns to Toshinori who has disposed of the evidence other than the spots on the gown.] We're ready for you now, Mr. Yagi.
[TMW you feel saved by an MRI... what is his life?]
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Now see here, young man--[Toshinori probably looks utterly ridiculous trying to evade his helper's grasp
and so help him god, if you pull out his IV...]--Yes, I know it's going to be alright because I AM FINE! [Well. Fine for him anyway... his baseline was pretty terrible on a good day...][At the mention of being carried he finally decides to really take control of the situation, straightening up out of his ever present slouch to his full 7'2" glory, planting one dinner plate sized hand on the man's head to hold him away with his freakishly long arm.]
2/?
[The half shout may have been more effective if he didn't bring up another spray of blood with the effort but beggars and choosers and all that...]
A hero's job is to save people, yes--but the face you show while doing it is important!
3/4
FIRST--you need to remain calm! How much help will you be if you're too panicked to properly read the situation?
SECOND--pay attention to who you're trying to help and your surroundings so that you don't make the situation worse!
THIRD--Smile! If you're saving someone they've normally gone through something scary and confidence is reassuring!
4/4
[He'll just... slouch back down and lift his free arm to wipe the blood off his chin with the back of his hand.]
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[ UH. America does seem to simmer down quite a bit, remaining where he's being held at an arm's length and actually letting All Might to finish. ]
But, uh.. you're bleeding.. like.. totally everywhere, man. Pretty sure you got some of it on my brand new suit, too.
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Yes, I'm bleeding. [He punctuates that with a wet cough, thank you very much.] It looks more disturbing than it actually is--and I am not dying.
[At least not right this second. Was this eventually going to kill him? Probably, but that was the fun thing about wasting away...]
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[ America gestures to all of.. All Might. ]
You're also skinny as a rail. Like, I'm fairly certain you got one foot in the grave, buddy.
[ Still, he complies to the stranger's request and remains calm. He pipes up as he gets an idea. ]
Hey, so, if you die here, can I have some of your belongings? I mean, your family and loved ones probably aren't here and we're kind of friends now.
[ ??? ]
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[This is so awkward. Who is this guy? Is this the point where he calls a nurse to have him escorted out?]
[Well... at least there's only one of him...]
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Look. It's okay. It's very common for people to get delusional when they're near death, but you have company now. It's okay to just give up your spirit, because I am here. And..
[ His voice grows soft, but it's obvious he's.. having a lot of trouble of what to say. ]
I think.. you.. look great. So at peace. So.. beautiful. You're not even on your death bed, you're like.. on your.. death.. standing-up. Death.. feet. Yeah. You're on your death feet. That's pretty impressive.
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[He pinches the bridge of his nose. Do not Texas Smash a random citizen. Do not Texas Smash a random citizen. Do not Texas Smash a random citizen. Do not Texas Smash a random citizen.--]
[Oh he did NOT just 'I am here' him--]
[And now he's rambling as bad as Midoriya, though at least Midoriya would working his way through something--]
NONSENSE!!! [The barked word brings up another spray of blood, he was on quite the roll now.] I have been like this for six years young man, if it hasn't killed me by now it isn't going to!
1/2
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1/2
[OMFG you are exhausting... He's getting too old for this shit...]
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[Wait... he knows that name, isn't that a really really old band? Who have been dead forever?]
[FROWN.]
How old do you think I am!?
[WAIT! Don't answer that he's a diva about his age... D8]
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Like at least 100.
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[Ow... Just... ow...]
[Also, sir, if you are still standing in the splash zone of your own volition it's your own fault...]
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That's pretty young! I remember when I was 100.. so young.. so naive.
I'm almost 243!! But I guess if you're just a human, 100 is pretty ancient, huh? Like.. not a lot of humans live past that age. I'm happy for you.
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I'm not that old!!
[And about this time a nurse rushes in reading a chart on a tablet.]
Mr. Yagi, your blood pressure is going through the roof, is everything alri--OH! [She looks up to see America and Toshinori standing there... Toshinori with blood dripping down his chin and splattered on the front of his hospital gown because he hasn't gotten around to wiping it up yet. It's probably quite the sight for someone not expecting it.] Oh my goodness what is going on in here!?
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He was dying, so I saved him!! You guys can thank me later. 'Cause I mean, if he were dead, he's have no blood pressure, so. Just doing my honorable good duty, m'am!
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[The nurse blinks at America--seriously dude? Her charts say otherwise...]
Yes... well... This area isn't meant for visitors, so I'll need you to move along, sir. [She turns to Toshinori who has disposed of the evidence other than the spots on the gown.] We're ready for you now, Mr. Yagi.
[TMW you feel saved by an MRI... what is his life?]